Goldschwanz Award

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extract of the speech held today



This week I have the pleasure and privilege to be allowed to deliver the laudatory speech to the prizewinning Gentlemen Clients who will receive the Goldschwanz Triple A Award.

I am delighted that the prizewinning Collective of Gentlemen Clients were able to attend today. The first prize awarding ceremony is being held at China Club Berlin while thousands gentlemen clients are listening through the Internet and all over the planet.

The selection of award winners is based on the criteria of personality, kindness, reliability, trustfulness, function, aesthetic, sustainable and memorable experiences. Furthermore trustfulness and sensitivity are essential companions of each individual encounter that starts right from the beginning with a personal phone chat or a mail request.
The awarding of prize is the result of decision-making of a qualified expert already, by myself, Madame Goldschwanz, founder of the Goldschwanz Foundation for greedy and needy girls and their opponents.

People have been disqualified in the contest if they could not fulfill the criteria mentioned above.

It is an honour for me to hand this prestigious prize to the Gentlemen Clients Collective Worldwide who showed the courage to meet an escort lady like me, a woman that is used to tell the truth and dirty jokes and who is always kept digging into socially sensitive and explosive topics thanks to my strengths and weakness.

Each single man is someone extraordinary with a special character and a sharp intellect, distinguished manners and a respectable citizen of hooker republic.

I may say that each of them share the common interest to explore the highest intimate level and the thirst for knowledge. They don’t live in a box and value independency and difference. They appreciate aesthetics, quality and comfort, invest time and money to find the right one. The gentleman client keeps always in mind that an escort lady is not a living doll and wants to make sure that she is not driven by coercion and offers her services in total free will and independently.

Gentlemen Clients don’t complicate communication, don’t confuse dialogue with interrogation; they keep an eye on hygiene and smell formidable and don’t tend to overintellectualise and questioning authenticity. The one-eyed snake shows them the right path.

With this in mind I say thank you to all participants and I wish you every success in upcoming dates, with or without me, and a cheerful new punting future!

Goldschwanz Award

5 Kommentare on “Goldschwanz Award”

  1. Fraences sagt:

    Liebe Ariane,

    deine Idee ist wieder einmal genial. Hab grad die Vision: Kleine „Goldschwanz-Schlüsselanhänger“; daran erkennt SW das ist ein Gute.

  2. Well, as part and spokesman of the Gentlemen Clients Collective Worldwide I would like to take the opportunity to express our deep and humble gesture of thank. First of all I wish to thank the jury and in particular yourself. without your unrivalled inspiration and guidance most od us would still „just fuck around“. You transformed a bunch of wankers and dirty old men into the Gentlemen Clients Collective Worldwide – the award shall therefore go to you. Secondly, i like to thank all those who have physically and psycologically supported us – being that through relieving massages, cracking of blockades from chiildhood or just with colourful pills. Thank yoo of you. I would like to express our thank as well for being allowed to live in free countries where the Gentlemen Clients Collective Worldwide can live their lifes according to their own rules and sometimes even get guidances from those who are representing the states. Well, and last but not least we would like thank our parents! Without them and their investment in our education we would not be what we are. Again, Thank you so much – and see you next year!

  3. Goldie sagt:

    Thanks for that my dear spokesman of GCCW!

  4. haveanicedai sagt:

    Could it be that I did fall a sleep and you took advantage of taking a plaster cast? Or did you do the sculpture just out of your memory? So many questions….Time for answer….

  5. Goldie sagt:

    Out of my memory he he, I never forget. I m about to buy a sculpture for my dicky collection. I ll show you tomorrow. Stay connected!

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